Results of F.O.G.H.A.T. 2005: Fool for the City

 

F.O.G.H.A.T. 2005 was held at Northwestern on October 22, 2005 and won by Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burn Ward (Craig Barker, Catherine Haremski, Leah Williams and Geoff Zmylowski).  Wonka went 12-2 overall.  They finished first in the round robin and thus had the top seed in the double elimination playoffs, which they won by beating 2nd Place Smurfnica twice in the finals.  Detailed results of the competition follow including:

 

Ø      Final Standings

Ø      All-Stars

Ø      Other Awards

Ø      Playoff Scoreboard

Ø      Consolation Scoreboard

Ø      Round Robin

 

Final Standings

 

  1. Wonka Puppet Hospital and Burn Ward

·        Roster:  Craig Barker, Catherine Haremski, Geoff Zmylowski, Leah Williams

·        Record:  12-2 Overall, 8-1 Round Robin, 4-1 Playoffs

·        Prizes:   The FOG Hat, a monitor shelf "similar to items seen on TV", framed pictures of Tom DeLay's mugshot and trashy games like Law & Order, Desperate Housewives, Celebrity Deathmatch and McNugget Masquerade

 

2.  Smurfnica

·        Roster:  Keith Hudson, Jason Schwengler, Joe Wright

·        Record:  9-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 2-2 Playoffs

·        Prizes:  The Tom Cruise Reading List:  Dianetics and 4 Dawson's Creek novels

 

  1. Me and You and Everyone We Gerbil

·        Roster:  Greg Sorenson, Kirsti MacPherson, Mark Coen, Chris Rosenberg

·        Record:  8-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 1-2 Playoffs

·        Prizes:  Beanie Baby hockey player and figurines of Pavel Bure plus an Anna Kourinikova cell phone cover

 

  1. Western Indiana Bible College

·        Roster:  Stan Jastrzebski, Eric Berman, Sarah Mordan McCombs, Mike Philpy

·        Record:  7-4 Overall, 7-2 Round Robin, 0-2 Playoffs

·        Prizes:  His Essence candle (that smells like Jesus per its creators) and VHS copies of Left Behind 2.  Don't believe us?  www.hisessence.com

 

  1. License to IL

·        Roster:  Robert Flaxman, Alma Molina, Colby Burnett, Charlie Baumhart

·        Record:  8-4 Overall, 6-3, Round Robin, 2-1 Consolation

·        Prizes:  Paul Sr. figurine from American Chopper and copies of Evel Kneivel and BMX Bandits DVDs

 

  1. We Were Negging Before You Punks Were Born

·        Roster:  Lorin Burte, Harry Shearing, Ron Barth

·        Record:  7-5 Overall, 4-5 Round Robin, 3-0 Consolation

·        Prizes:  A bag of Simpsons dog chew toys (including Grandpa's teeth) and puzzles

 

  1. Quel Scandal!

·        Roster:  Sean Phillips, Lori Currier, Matt Schneider

·        Record:  4-8 Overall, 3-6 Round Robin, 1-2 Consolation

·        Prizes:  Die-casts of Monster Garage projects

 

  1. The 4 Guys You Can't Tackle in Tecmo Bowl (Northwestern)

·        Roster:  Jeff Crockett, Renee Calvert, Mike Bisberg, Anthony Walters, Vishal Saxena

·        Record: 4-8 Overall, 2-7 Round Robin, 2-1 Consolation

·        Prizes:  Copy of Gamera vs. Monster X and monster figures

 

  1. DePauw DUCKS

·        Roster:  Adam Heien, Anna Garst, Brent Nakano, Brett Inamona

·        Record:  1-11 Overall, 0-9 Round Robin, 1-2 Consolation

·        Prizes:  CD-ROM Fishing Diary and Free Willy 2 trading cards

 

  1. Rose Hulman Llamanauts

·        Roster:  Chris Grubb, Amber Pennington, Roger Dinius, Stephen Galler

·        Record:  1-11 Overall, 1-8 Round Robin, 0-3 Consolation

·        Prizes:  Partridge Family Bus die-cast and ribbons saying "I Try My Best", "Perfect Attendance", etc.

 

All-Stars

The top ten leading scorers from the round robin were named All-Stars.  Craig Barker received a Foghat CD and Spider Man bubble bath with Spider Man getting way too intimate with the building he was on.  The other nine received prizes such as a Pat Robertson novel, a cookbook by a wrestling announcer, a Phil Collins "Video 45", a Madonna tribute CD, Ethan Hawke's novel Ash Wednesday, "Paige by Paige" a Trading Spaces book, an Orrin Hatch book, etc.  Your 2005 F.O.G.H.A.T. All-Stars…

 

      1. Craig Barker, Wonka, 96.11 PPG
      2. Greg Sorenson, Gerbil, 55.56 PPG
      3. Sean Phillips, Scandal, 49.44 PPG
      4. Robert Flaxman, License, 48.33 PPG
      5. Eric Berman, WIBC, 46.67 PPG

                                    Mark Coen, Gerbil, 46.67 PPG

7.      Keith Hudson, Smurfnica, 44.44 PPG

8.      Colby Burnett, License, 36.67 PPG

9.      Joe Wright, Smurfnica, 32.22 PPG

10.  Mike Bisberg, Tecmo, 31.67 PPG

 

Other Awards

“Negging” was the top punting team and received a Hulk football.  They averaged 28 points per bonus punted to the other team.

 

“Wonka” and “License” tied for the best Punt Return average at 16.7 points per bonus.  Since Wonka finished first, License was given the return prize, a Darrel Green electronic playing card.

 

The award for buzzer aggression went to Harry Shearing, whose 9 interrupts led the field.  His prize was a set of giant erasers.

Playoff Scoreboard

Wonka went into the double elimination playoffs as the top seed and emerged the victor.  Here is the scoreboard for the playoff games.

 

  • 1st Round #1 vs #4:  Wonka 390 – WIBC 115

Ø      Wonka:  Barker 8-0, Haremski 0-0, Zmylowski 2-0, Williams 2-0

Ø      WIBC:    Jastrzebski 1-1; Berman 3-0, Philpy 1-0, McCombs 0-0

  • 1st Round #2 vs #3:  Smurfnica 345 – Gerbil 220

Ø      Smurfnica:   Hudson 3-0, Schwengler 3-0, Wright 4-1

Ø      Gerbil:          Coen 1-1, MacPherson 1-0, Sorenson 6-0, Rosenberg 0-1

  • 2nd Round:  Smurfnica 300 – Wonka 290

Ø      Smurfnica:  Hudson 4-0, Schwengler 1-0, Wright 4-2

Ø      Wonka:       Barker 7-0, Haremski 0-0, Zmylowski 2-0, Williams 0-0

  • 2nd Round:  Gerbil 260 – WIBC 250 (OT – 21 TU)

Ø      Gerbil:  Rosenberg 3-1, Sorenson 6-0, MacPherson 0-0, Coen 2-1

Ø      WIBC:  McCombs 0-0, Philpy 3-2, Berman 3-2, Jastrzebski 3-0

  • 3rd Round:  Wonka 310 – Gerbil 235

Ø      Wonka:    Barker 6-1, Haremski 0-0, Zmylowski 4-0, Williams 0-0

Ø      Gerbils:    Rosenberg 2-0, MacPherson 0-0, Sorenson 4-0, Coen 2-0

  • Finals Round 1:  Wonka 310 – Smurfnica 80 (stopped after toss-up 15)

Ø      Wonka:    Williams 0-0, Zmylowski 3-0, Haresmski 0-0, Barker 6-1

Ø      Smurfnica:  Wright 1-1, Schwengler 1-0, Hudson 1-1

  • Finals Round 2 (toss-ups only):  Wonka 90 – Smurfnica 45 (stopped after toss-up 18)

Ø      Wonka:  Williams 2-0, Zmylowski 1-0, Haremski 0-0, Barker 6-2

Ø      Smurfnica:  Wright 1-1, Schwengler 2-2, Huson 3-0

Consolation Game Scoreboard

Teams ranked #5 through #7 played a round robin with the following results:

  • #5 vs #7:  License 380 – Scandal 130
  • #6 vs #7:  Negging 210 – Scandal 175
  • #5 vs #6:  Negging 260 – License 210

 

Teams ranked #8 through #10 played a round robin with the following results.

  • #8 vs #10:  Tecmo 150 - DUCKS 100
  • #9 vs #10:  DUCKS 120 – Rose 85
  • #8 vs #9:  Tecmo 165 – Rose 135

 

During the two round robins, the bye team from the #5-7 bracket played the bye teams from #8-10 brackets with the following results:

  • #6 vs #9:  Negging 275 – Rose 70
  • #5 vs #8:  License 280 – Tecmo 130
  • #7 vs #10:  Scandal 335 – DUCKS 65

Round Robin

Teams were seeded #1 through #10 following a full round robin.  Round robin results are covered in the following links to SQBS output:

 

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