(To the melody of “Let it Be” by The Beatles)
Lyrics by Ben Lea and Jeremy White
When I found myself in times of trouble
Vince McMahon he came to me
Speaking words of football
He Hate Me
And there in old Las Vegas
The cam'ras came to broadcast me
A forum for my wisdom
He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
Because I play football He Hate Me
And through the broken tackles
I outrushed Rashaan Shehee
All the while I answered
He Hate Me
But then the brokenhearted network
Killed the league that hired me
Some guy at NBC
He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
Because I am an Outlaw He Hate Me
But though sometimes I fumble
There is still a chance that I will be
A Philadelphia Eagle
He Hate Me
From the halls of Western Kentucky
To practicing with Duce Staley
I'll be forever known as
He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
He Hate Me, He Hate Me
Because I play football He Hate Me