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Congratulations
to We Were Negging Before
You Punks Were Born (Colby Burnett, Lorin Burte,
Peter Bauer), the chapmpions of FOGHAT 2006: Rock
and/or Roll.  Negging
went 5-1 in a double round robin then ran the table in the double elimination playoffs
that followed.  For their efforts, Negging received the fabulous FOG hat, an autographed 8x10
picture of legendary Chicago White Sox outfield Johnny Dickshot,
baseball cards of Johnny Dickshot, two copies of the Hercules
and Xena Learning Adventure CD-Rom and two Celine Dion mousepads.

Second
place Rock Around the Cloaca
(Greg Sorenson, Jan Zasowski, Scott Chupack) had a 4-2 round robin record and a 2-2 record in
the double elim.
Cloaca nearly forced a second game in the
finals with an early scoring barrage, but ultimately fell 245-241.  Cloaca took home
a NASCAR themed prize package including a Jeff Gordon Star Wars Episode I die
cast car (featuring Jar Jar Binks),
a Jeff Gordon night light, a Rusty Wallace night light and two Carl Edwards air
fresheners.

Third place
was Fifty Ways
to Leave Your Buzzer (Stan Jastrzebski, John Kilby),
who went 3-3 in the round robin (and were the only team to beat Negging) and 1-2 in the double elim.  Fifty won a prize package featuring inappropriate
licensing of candy brands including a Pez playing
card deck and lip gloss flavored like Junior Mints, Sugar Smacks, Sugar Daddy
and Tootsie Rolls.

Rounding
out the field in fourth was the Sienna Miller Fan Club (Ryan Balthasar (Jude Law), Alexandra Jeffords (Daisy Wright) and
Erik Roth (Alfie)) who went 0-6 in the round robin
and 0-2 in the double elimination.  They
received a squirrel prize package including a Nuts the Squirrel Beanie Baby and
Hammy the squirrel toothbrushes.
Miller was also awarded the travel prize, a set of SNL themed die cast
vehicles (a Swill truck, a little chocolate doughnuts truck and a Weekend
Update news van).

Tournament
all-stars were awarded based on double round robin scores.  Colby Burnett was the RR leading scorer
and won the traditional Foghat CD for this
achievement.  Following the finals,
an all-star shootout game was held to distribute the prizes, which included an
LP of Charlton Heston reading the Old Testament
donated by Sean Phillips and a DVD of Cock Fighter and Cell Block Girls.  The All-Stars were:

1.       Colby Burnett, Negging,
57.5 RR PPG

2.       Greg Sorenson, Cloaca,
49.2

3.       John Kilby, Fifty, 43.3

4.       Stan Jastrzebski,
Fifty, 36.7

5.       Lorin Burte, Negging,
30.8

6.       Jan Zasowski,
Cloaca, 28.33

The bonus punt
blocking and bonus punt returning prizes went to Cloaca
who won a Milk Bone squeaky football, a small Marshall Faulk cardboard stand-up,
a Gatorade T-shirt and a decorative hook with the New Orleans Saints logo on
it.

Heaping helpings
of thanks are due to several people for contributing to the tournament’s
success.  Noah Graf was my main
contact at Northwestern and reserved rooms, compiled stats and helped do
several unexpected last minute tasks for me when a death in my family required
me to make an unplanned 500-mile round trip immediately before the
tournament.  Kevin Olmstead and
Alexis Mansfield volunteered their time to help staff the tournament and
several Northwestern folks helped staff for a few rounds.  Fabulous full rounds in full FOGHAT
style were submitted by Craig Barker, Mike Burger,
Brian Hight and James Quintong.
Alexis Mansfield submitted one toss-up and considerable squirrel
research help.  Ben Lea, my
co-executive producer, was not able to make it to FOGHAT this year, but
submitted some questions and provided his excellent editing services.  Sean Phillips donated the excellent Heston LP previously mentioned.  The dollar stores of the Northwest
suburbs of Chicago
contributed by stocking such fabulously ironic merchandise.  Finally, a big thanks
to everyone who came to play.

Thanks,

Jeremy
White

Co-Executive
Producer F.O.G.H.A.T. 2006