(To the of “Only God Knows Why” by Kid Rock)
Lyrics by Lea & White & Brandon Chapman
I've been standing here, trying to back my team.
They catch some flack, my team. You don't need to contract my team
Tryin to get the fans back; listening for the crowd
laugh.
They say that every team got someone like me.
Mighty close to number one, yet we're last in line.
We traded Bart Colon. We trade 'em all
the time.
I take too many spills.
It causes lots of pain
I made a couple Looney bills, but still I'll need a cane.
Everybody knows my name (band shouts Youppi!) They say it way out loud.
A lot of folks heckle me. Ain't hard to
stand out in this crowd
I guess that's the price you pay to be a mascot like
I am.
Orange hands and long home stands
Still I can't find love
And when the O comes tumblin'
down
I will be in DC Town
And when the O comes tumblin'
down
I will be in DC Town
People don't know about the things I say and do
They don't understand all the merde that I've been through
It's been so long since I've seen fans
They've been gone, been gone for way too long
Maybe they forgot what a game they've missed
Oh somehow I know there's more fans than this.
I said it many times and I still stand tall
Allez les Expos, et les hommes des Montreal
Still I ain't seen fans, no I ain't seen fans
We've been giving out bobble head dolls every night
I've been walking that foul line
I think I'll keep a goofin' with foam head held
high
Till we're movin' on and only Bud knows why
Only Bud
Only Bud
Only Bud knows why
Only Bud...Knows...why why why
Only Bud knows why
Take me
to Potomac
Take me
to Potomac
Yeah, Take me to Potomac