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Con= gratulations to We Were Negging Before= span> You Punks Were Born (Colby Burnett, Lorin Burte, Peter Bauer), the chapmpions of FOGHAT 2006: Ro= ck and/or Roll. Negging went 5-1 in a double round robin then ran the table in the double eliminati= on playoffs that followed. For their effo= rts, Negging received the fabulous FOG hat, an autographed= 8x10 picture of legendary Chicago White Sox outfield Johnny Dickshot, baseball cards of Johnny Dickshot, two copies o= f the Hercules and Xena Learning Adventure CD-Rom and two Celine Dion mousepads.
Sec= ond place Rock Around the Cloac= a (Greg Sorenson, Jan Zasowski, Scott Chupack) had a 4-2 round robin record and a 2-2 recor= d in the double elim. Cloaca nearly forced a second game in the finals with an early scoring barrage, but ultimately fell 245-241. Cloaca= took home a NASCAR themed prize package including a Jeff Gordon Star Wars Episode I d= ie cast car (featuring Jar Jar Binks), a Jeff Gordon night light, a Rusty Wallace night light and two Carl Edwards= air fresheners.
Rou= nding out the field in fourth was the Sienna Miller Fan Club (Ryan Balthasar (Jude Law), Alexandra Jeffords (Daisy Wrigh= t) and Erik Roth (Alfie)) who went 0-6 in the round ro= bin and 0-2 in the double elimination. <= /span>They received a squirrel prize package including a Nuts the Squirrel Beanie Baby= and Hammy the squirrel toothbrushes. Miller was also awarded the travel prize, a set of SNL themed die ca= st vehicles (a Swill truck, a little chocolate doughnuts truck and a Weekend Update news van).
all-stars were awarded based on double round robin scores. Colby Burnett was the RR leading s=
and won the traditional Foghat CD for this
achievement. Following the fi=
an all-star shootout game was held to distribute the prizes, which included=
LP of Charlton Heston reading the Old Testament
donated by Sean Phillips and a DVD of Cock Fighter and Cell Block Girls.
1. = Colby Burnett, Negging, 57.5 RR PPG
2. = Greg Sorenson, Cloaca, 49.2
John Kilby, Fifty, 43.3 =
4. = Stan Jast= rzebski, Fifty, 36.7
5. = Lorin Burte, N= egging, 30.8
6. = Jan Zasow= ski, Cloaca, 28.33
The= bonus punt blocking and bonus punt returning prizes went to Cloac= a who won a Milk Bone squeaky football, a small Marshall Faulk cardboard stan= d-up, a Gatorade T-shirt and a decorative hook with the New Orleans Saints logo on it.
of thanks are due to several people for contributing to the tournament̵=
success. Noah Graf was my main
contact at Northwestern and reserved rooms, compiled stats and helped do
several unexpected last minute tasks for me when a death in my family requi=
me to make an unplanned 500-mile round trip immediately before the
tournament. Kevin Olmstead and
Alexis Mansfield volunteered their time to help staff the tournament and
several Northwestern folks helped staff for a few rounds. Fabulous full rounds in full FOGHAT
style were submitted by Craig Barker,
Jer= emy White
Co-= Executive Producer F.O.G.H.A.T. 2006